WhatCharacter Would Kick Whos Ass?

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Snake wins, again

Thats right, this section is based on the old school playground arguements, who would beat who in a fight? Thats right get on those gloves and let the grudges commense!

Bout 1: Solid Snake vs Sam Fisher

Sam has the element of surprise and the best gadgets, and looks to score one over Solid Snake, but Snake pulls out on top with the better weaponary and lets face it he looks cooler. Snake beats better badguys, Snake destroyed a nuclear walking battle tank, Fisher killed anonomous thug number 1#

Winner: Solid Snake




Bout 2: Kain vs Dante

On the looks department Dante just pips Kain to the post, however Kain fights back with his telekinetic abilities. Dante scores another point over Kain however with his agility. Kain again fights back with the better weaponary, his sword that eats peoples souls. At 2-2  the fight will come down to whos tougher...


Dante usually would win this (being half demon and all) but Kain is the lord of the Vampyrs, and was able to survive his own heart being ripped out!

Winner: Kain (just)

The Winner: Kain!




Bout 3: Tommy Versetti vs Mark Hammond

Can the Getaway beat Vice City in gameplay? No. But Mark hammond would destroy Tommy in a fight, not only is he a tough Londoner (cheers), but he's a tough ass. Tommi is a pussy when looking in a mirror at Mark (despite him running like he's crapped himself).


Screen Shot: Errmmm...pass

Bout 4: Link vs Mario

Link would lose this hands down, Mario armed to the teeth with get this... a water Pistol! Of couse i'm being sarcastic. Mario is a plumber, Link is a puff in green lycra, if it were not Mario's worser occupation Link would lose. Also link has the master sword (but you allready knew that right?).

Winner: (oh please) Link